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Donnie Darko Quotes
Donnie: You are such a fuckass! Elizabeth: Did you just call me a fuckass?! You can go suck a fuck! Donnie: Oh, please, tell me Elizabeth, how exactly does one suck a fuck?!
Donnie: First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village, but the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario, it just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have reproductive organs under those little white pants. That's what's so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. What's the point of living if you don't have a dick?
| Principal Cole |
So... Let's go over this again. What exactly did you say to Ms. Farmer? |
| Kitty (Ms. Farmer) |
I'll tell you what he said!! He asked me to forcibly insert the lifeline exercise card into my anus!! |
[ Donnie tries to kiss Gretchen and she pulls away] Donnie: Well I-I, sorry I-- Gretchen: Donnie wait-- Donnie: I like you a lot-- Gretchen: I just want it to be...at a time when...it-- Donnie: When what? Gretchen: When it reminds me just... Donnie: When it reminds you of how beautiful the world can be? Gretchen: Yeah... [ turns her head] Gretchen: and right now there's some fat guy over there staring at us.
About a Boy
[Regarding the first S.P.A.T. (single parents alone together) meeting]
Will: I'll tell you one thing. Men are bastards. After about ten minutes I wanted to cut my *own* penis off with a kitchen knife.
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